her- How’s not smoking going? me- How the fuck do you think it’s going you stupid fucking whore? Jee, Maybe it’d be like you not eating for a day, then you’d understand how I feel not having cigarettes. her- I’m going to go kill myself now me- you do that.
Thusly.. even if we’re best friends, if I suddenly go totally berserk-cunt to you, chances are it’s been a while since I’ve lit up.