Carol: You know, everyone else seems to have gotten a handle on these powers pretty quick.
Jess: Yeah, and Spider-Man never accidentally sticks stuff to himself.
-Avengers #10
…I can’t really believe that conversation just happened.
And next page they’re still talking about it and Steve is all “You guys come on! Stop it!”
And Steve is totally the mom, he tends to motherhen the whole group, gives them encouraging speeches that elevates their self-esteem and worries when a teammate is not doing well. Tony is the dad in the sense he has the whole classic male provider thing going on I guess? he does put a roof on the team’s head and makes sure everyone is well taken care of.
Iron Dad and Captain Amerimom, Great now I have an image of Iron Man sitting down smoking a cornpipe while reading a newspaper and Captain America with an apron and some apple pie. Both of them like a 1950’s dad and mom… Oh god…
I just need this on my blog. XD
BRB DEAD.
