
[Submitted by: kitfoxhawaii
It should be noted by ALL PERSONNEL that any release of snakes on S.H.I.E.L.D. aircraft, specifically for the purpose of provoking me into saying a line from some film, will not be tolerated. Release of any animal, be they domestic or wild, on any S.H.I.E.L.D. property is an express violation of rule CF14-9 section 2, and will not cause me to recite some ludicrous catchphrase.
However, it may cause me to put my muthafucking boot up your muthafucking behind.]
Sam and I before the trailer:
Sam and I during the trailer:
Sam and I after the trailer:
Unfortunately I saw the Avengers trailer in the theatre with my mother.
Me during the trailer:
Her during the trailer:
…
Experience ruined.
WAIT WAIT WHAT WHERE WHAT?

suggested by melzipan
You guys should still send in any submissions for this one. I just had to do it too.
FUCKING CRYING
THUNDERBOLTS BAD BABY
[10:16:16 AM] Ria: HAHAHA
[10:16:21 AM] Ria: FURY HITTING HARVEY IN THE BALLS
[10:16:22 AM] Ria: THIS MOVIE
[10:16:24 AM] Ria: WHAT EVEN
[10:16:53 AM] Sora: I KNOW
[11:09:27 AM] Sora: scarlett plays the best secretary ever
[11:09:35 AM] Sora: good or evil
[11:11:50 AM] Sora: DEAD AS STAR TREK
[11:11:52 AM] Sora: AHAHAHAH
[11:11:55 AM] Sora: HE KNOWS HARVEY LIKES IT
[11:11:57 AM] Sora: THAT’S WHY HE SAID IT
[11:15:53 AM] Ria: THORS HAMMER
[11:15:54 AM] Ria: OH MY FUCK
[11:15:56 AM] Ria: HASHDHASHDHASDHHASDA
[11:15:57 AM] Sora: WHAT
[11:16:02 AM] Sora: AAGAGAHAHHF
[11:16:04 AM] Sora: THOR’S HAMMER
[11:16:39 AM] Ria: AND THATS THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN SCIENCE AND MAGIC
[11:16:42 AM] Ria: THIS IS LIKE AVENGERS AU
[11:18:32 AM] Ria: POOR CAT LADY
[11:18:41 AM] Sora: FURY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
[11:21:08 AM] Sora: AND THE NAZI EAGLE FALLS DOWN ON HIM
[11:21:10 AM] Ria: HAHAHAHA
[11:21:10 AM] Sora: THAT WAS CAP
[11:21:12 AM] Sora: IN SPIRIT
[11:21:13 AM] Sora: AHAHAH
[11:21:14 AM] Ria: ASHDKLASJDASKJL HAHHAHHAHAHAH
[11:21:25 AM] Sora: CHEATING WOMANIZER
[11:21:29 AM] Sora: ASSHOLE
[11:21:41 AM] Ria: DONT HATE HARVEY DOES WHAT HE DO.
[11:21:54 AM] Ria: HE’S THE BEST CLOSER IN NEW YORK
[11:22:07 AM] Sora: AAHAHA
[11:22:25 AM] Sora: HE’S BATMAN
[11:22:28 AM] Ria: HAHAH
[11:22:58 AM] Ria: OMG HE’S CATWOMAN
[11:23:01 AM] Ria: THE CATS WILL SAVE HIM
[11:24:50 AM] Sora: ALL I SEE ARE WOMEN
[11:24:52 AM] Sora: YOU WOMANIZER
A quick comic about the mishaps of Phil Coulson.
ink & Photoshop CS3; J. E. Seames, 2011