Posted 9 months ago on 12 August 2012 WITH 8 notes »reblog
Ambiguously Gay characters: TVTropes

  • Assassin’s Creed 2 has Leonardo da Vinci. His biography says he was probably gay and was convicted of sodomy (which is Truth in Television), but he is also very familiar with a brothel (which doesn’t necessarily only have female employees) in Venice. The only thing for certain is that he really likes hugging Ezio. He became no longer ambiguous since the introduction of his assistant/lover, Salai (which might also be Truth in Television). 
  • Rebecca could also count, seeing as she went on a date with Shaun’s girlfriend. That haircut isn’t doing any favors either…

GOD DAMN IT REBECCA I KNEW IT WAS A DATE YOU HOOKER. 

reblogged 9 months ago on 27 July 2012 WITH 49 notes »reblog
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shaunsbutt:

I just noticed something

Shaun stop looking at their boobs it’s disrespectful

(Shots by nyiro.)

Shaun: Yes I believe you’re correct, Lucy. Rebecca is female.

Posted 1 year ago on 2 March 2012 WITH 8 notes »reblog

characters listed on the wikipedia.

  • Nolan North as Desmond Miles
  • Danny Wallace as Shaun Hastings
  • Eliza Schneider as Rebecca Crane
  • Graham Cuthbertson as Clay Kaczmarek
  • John de Lancie as William Miles 

..I actually am doing that chihuahua shake and tear up thing again.

Even if this isn’t true.

Don’t break my heart ubisoft.

Posted 1 year ago on 29 February 2012 WITH 1 note »reblog
I’m about to go all subject 16 on my walls.

This fucking DLC is ELUDING ME!! eluuuudddinggggg.

I’ve been clearing out my caches, deleting extra save files on my xbox, even tried deleting my own profile on here and it’s still NOT. FUCKING.WORKING.

Says I need an update then errors out of the update EVERY GODDAMN TIME.

UPDATE IN PROGRESS…
Downloading…








FUCKING CIRCLE THING MOVE YOUR SHIT. I NEED MY CLAY.

CANT DOWNLOAD THE UPDATE.  TO TEST YOUR CONNECTION, OPEN SYSTEM SETTINGS AND SELECT NETWORK SETTINGS, TEST XBOX LIVE CONNECTION

IF THE PROBLEM PERSISTS, GO TO WWW.XBOX.COM/SUPPORT

STATUS CODE:
396B - 0000 - 000 - 0300 - 8007 - 045D

reblogged 1 year ago on 6 February 2012 WITH 21 notes »reblog
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reblogged 1 year ago on 29 January 2012 WITH 40 notes »reblog
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mixophilia:

lol derp

 DURP.

reblogged 1 year ago on 30 December 2011 WITH 969 notes »reblog
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habitations:

!!!SPECIAL GIVEAWAY!!!

Assassin’s Creed Encyclopedia - White Edition

Yes, that’s right! My cousins, unknowing that I was already in possession of it, gifted me with another copy of this encyclopedia for Christmas. I have no need for two, so I decided to make one of them my first tumblr giveaway.

Copy-pasta’d from the Ubi Workshop website:

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  • A detailed look at all the stories unfurling within the AC universe
  • Profiles of major characters and supporting characters
  • The history of the Templars and the Assassins
  • Covering all canon elements of the Assassin’s Creed universe, including comic books, novels, Facebook Legacy game, etc.
  • And more!

The “Cartes Blanches” will feature art created by talented fans and industry professionals which explores the many possibilities and “what ifs” typical of the AC universe.”

This complete package - consisting of a 255 page encyclopedia and 8 beautiful art prints - is worth over $40 and is, as of this moment, SOLD OUT in the Ubi Workshop online store. However, it can be yours for absolutely free!

The rules are simple:

  • 3 reblogs to each person.
  • LIKES DO NOT COUNT.
  • As this is my first ever give away, I will be limiting it to residents of the USA only. I apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
  • Your ask box must be open the day I end the contest, so that if you win I may contact you. If your askbox is closed, I will select someone else.
  • You must be comfortable with giving me your address. I guarantee that all your personal information will be kept absolutely confidential.
  • If you have any questions, do not hesitate to contact me!

I WILL END THE CONTEST AND SELECT THE WINNER RANDOMLY VIA RANDOM.ORG ON THE 20TH OF JANUARY. (though this date is subject to change depending on how many notes the giveaway collects)

GOOD LUCK!!

  • Desmond Miles: Shaun just come out of the closet already
  • Lucy Stillman: THAT CLOSET
  • Lucy Stillman: IS PRETTY DEEP, YO
  • Crane Style: He won't come out, it's where the dresses are.
  • Lucrezia: Behind them is a shrine to Leo.
  • ....Thisshitjustappearedonmydash.
Posted 1 year ago on 21 December 2011 WITH 22 notes »reblog

The Modern Day Assassins.